Romans 13

My Stuff, play, religion, theocracy

Here is some quality reading from a Christian bookstore, Sharing Your Faith With a Hindu, which is about how to wean your Hindu neighbors away from an ungodly, animist, and pantheist religion (Thanks Padma). Reminded me that I had years and years of Catholic indoctrination, and recently I celebrated the fact with a little tribute to that wonderful time when we can all live in a theocracy.

ROMANS 13

CHARACTERS Pastor Jeremiah-In his fifties. Jimmy-a parishioner. Late twenties. Mary-His wife. Mid twenties. Congregation-A group of nice people.

PLACE Church

TIME Day

PASTOR JEREMIAH The government’s established by the Lord, you know. And, that’s what we believe in the Christian faith. That’s what’s stated in the scripture.

CONGREGATION Amen!

Storm troopers come in. The Pastor and the congregation ignore them.

PASTOR JEREMIAH Let every soul be subject unto the power. For there is no government but of God: the power is ordained by God.

CONGREGATION Amen!

A soldier grabs Jimmy.

JIMMY Hey! What the…

PASTOR JEREMIAH Romans 13:1

JIMMY (shouting) That verse is taken out of context.

MARY Jimmy! Oh, Jimmy!

PASTOR JEREMIAH Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

JIMMY But I am going to heaven. I have not made any provisions of the flesh. I haven’t slept with Mary in years.

MARY (crying) Its true. Its true.

JIMMY Romans 13:14

CONGREGATION (chorus) Hellooo! Too much information.

PASTOR JEREMIAH And do this, understanding the present time.

JIMMY But…

PASTOR JEREMIAH The hour has come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed.

PASTOR JEREMIAH Amen!

MARY Oh darling Jimmy! It must be because we have debt.

JIMMY Romans 13:6. We should have never bought that living room set. And put your medication on the credit card.

MARY And now your soul belongs to the credit card company.

JIMMY Yes.

MARY That is how it should be.

PASTOR JEREMIAH (In unison) And do this, understanding the present time. The hour has come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

JIMMY Amen.

The Storm troopers drag an unresisting Jimmy away.

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